HA! HAHA!

YESSSSS.

I finally beat Dragon Chan! I actually managed to knock him out instead of TKO! Under a minute!


I AM GOD!!!!



Masked Muscle, however, is a different story entirely. What a douchebag. At least in these last couple tries I've been able to avoid getting SPIT ON by him.

And after losing to him, my rhythm is always thrown off completely. I have to go back to beginning of the circuit and Bob Charlie starts whoopin' up on my ass.

Bob always does that thing where he jumps back and shuffles around a little. Sometimes, it's a spin punch. The rest of the time he just JUMPS RIGHT BACK INTO PLACE. Good job, Bob Charlie. You've managed to successfully accomplish absolutely NOTHING.

...Maybe Aran Ryan learned his headbutt from Masked Muscle...?


But goddamnit Super Punch Out is fun.